Okay, here by popular demand (and by popular demand, I mean I did it because it was bugging me before): The exclusively Eldy-related quotes page.
All the old quotes are still available here, if you want to read them.
There are also some new quotes from my own Home, Sweet Home.
(in the middle of my IC wedding)
Smuckleberry says 'and so should a penis lantern [='
Smuckleberry says 'AHHH'
Thanatos OOCs 'what the hell, Smuck??!!'
Berg says '(ooc) thats hilarious buddy..'
Berg OOCs 'HAHAH'
Smuckleberry OOCs '<Gangrel> huge mistell'
Krenain says 'i wonder if anyone's made a MUD completely in Latin?'
You say '... I hope not'
You say 'I'd cry'
You giggle.
Krenain says 'my new project! muwhahahahahaha'
You say 'Making me cry?!!'
{17:43:07} Me: ^^ Make sense...?
{17:43:25} Zio: No
{17:43:31} Zio: I'm lost completely
{17:43:34} Me: Bah
{17:43:36} Me: How so?
{17:44:13} Zio: Girls confuse me.
{17:44:26} Me: :( We try not to...
{17:44:41} Zio: They have this infinite aura of gay that surrounds them LOL
Your other half says to you, 'when my gf was making dinner Sat. night'
Your other half says to you, 'I walked in and asked, 'What are you doing wearing shoes?''
Your other half says to you, 'we'd talked about it previously as a joke, so she didn't hit me quite as hard'
Your other half says to you, 'Thanatos is mostly a complete bastard... he just happens to like you a lot ic'
Your other half says to you, 'ooc I'm not sure why I have anything to do with you...'
Your other half says to you, 'and when ppl think you're being run by chaotic demon lords, you can justify anything'
You say to Thanatos, 'Beer tastes horrid'
Your other half says to you, 'if by horrid you mean positively absolutely divine!'
You say to Thanatos, 'No, by horrid, I mean something akin to what I imagine cold, fizzy horse piss would taste like... *LOL*'
Your other half says to you, 'if it were the horse piss of the gods'
Thanatos ICs 'Perhaps you are correct... my desserts might bake more evenly if I did not resort to fireballing them.'
Reiko OOCs 'What is this, Than Can Cook?'
Methusael says 'in fact... i am hornier than the minotaur thats dry-humping that rhino into oblivion while running through that briar patch on a unicorn-mobile'
Methusael says 'ever done Meth Cytherea? do you want to?'
Kack OOCs 'I actually got an invitation to go to a party with popular people. I stayed here on Eldy instead.'
Dagan OOCs 'ROFL'
You OOC '*cheers Kack*'
Dagan OOCs 'Wow'
Kack OOCs 'I MUST HAVE KNIFE!!!!FJDS;AFKLJL;A'
Kack OOCs 'That was actually my excuse to not go. "Why can't you come?" "I need knife".'
Dagan OOCs 'Dolphins are just so great, i just don't know what i would do without them *chuckles weirdly*'
Alex OOCs 'Diablo would be cool if it was about pirates..I woulda been much more afraid of Diablo if he had a hook hand,peg leg and eye patch'
Alex OOCs 'And then he'd be like "ARRRR, EVAST YE MINIONS OF HELL"'
You say to Thanatos, 'heh. Because of the error that made me need my pfile edited, she can spousetalk to me, too'
Thanatos OOCs 'quit spousetalking to my spouse!!!'
Iliessa OOCs 'She was my spouse first, bizznatch'
Ravenloche says 'WTF'
Ravenloche says 'can you see Leviticus?'
You shake your head.
You say 'Nope'
Ravenloche says 'he says he is here'
Ravenloche boggles at the concept.
goto levi :: No such location.
You shake your head.
You say 'He's wrong'
Ravenloche falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
Ravenloche says 'I love that'
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
You say 'What??'
Cytherea halo's.
Ravenloche says '"Well Lev, you might think you're here, but we can't see you so sorry, you're just wrong"'
{18:55:40} all right, so I'm not a man: you're corrupting me
{18:55:45} Cythy: How so?? (a)
{18:55:51} all right, so I'm not a man: I've spent the last two days in front of a computer screen staring at code
{18:55:55} Cythy: WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
{18:55:56} all right, so I'm not a man: and today I didn't even eat
Klein tells you 'i'm just downloading baby assmebly instructions from the sears website now mate'
Dagan ICs 'When we all slept together?'
Dagan OOCs 'That Was SOOOOOOOO The wrong channel'
The room darkens and you sense the presence of another being in the room, as you look up you notice Sog Lounging in the corner
Sog smylez happily.
You dazzle Sog with your smile.
You hug him.
Sog says 'hiya'
You curtsey to him.
You hear Sog's painful cry as death takes them.
(Red Aura) Urn of Vanquished Foes falls to the floor.
Sog quotes '--> Spam spam spam DarkAngel spam spam spam spam spam!'
Grrrr OOCs 'Klein going afk is kinda like hell defrosting.'
Smuckleberry quotes 'Odd OOCs 'and with that im [going to j***] off''
You OOC 'hehe'
Smuckleberry OOCs '<Gangrel> good thing the ooc has automatic censor'
Smuckleberry OOCs '<Gangrel> sometimes it overdoes it though'
You OOC 'hehe'
Smuckleberry OOCs '<Gangrel> watch'
Smuckleberry OOCs '<Gangrel> i love cytherea'
Smuckleberry OOCs '<Gangrel> srgh'
You OOC 'YAY'
Smuckleberry OOCs '<Gangrel> cant copy and paste with a touch pad mouse'
You OOC 'hehe. Right click?'
You OOC '*feels loved*'
Smuckleberry quotes 'You OOC '<Gangrel> I love it when cytherea says yay and all that toodley female stuffies''
Smuckleberry OOCs '<Gangrel> look at how it condenses the information'
Smuckleberry OOCs '<Gangrel> and could mistakenly mislead, breaking the hearts of thousands to come'
Smuckleberry OOCs '<Gangrel> anyhow, wedding cake is really good'
Smuckleberry OOCs '<Gangrel> its all puffy yet hard'
Mahatma has restored you.
You OOC 'heehee'
Mahatma forces you to 'save'.
Saving. Remember that ROM has automatic saving now.
Please be patient while Cytherea folds time and space!
{16:18:50} Me: Blah. *wonders what the hell's going on behind that wizlocked entrance* *lol*
{16:19:12} Flagg: pay no attention to the klein behind the curtain
{16:19:16} Me: *giggle*
{16:19:33} Me: Oh, but why?
{16:19:58} Flagg: because we're off to see the wizard!
{16:20:10} Me: The wonderful wizard of Eldy?
{16:20:37} Flagg: something like that
Jerds says 'we're talking about the sex, or the oreo's?'
You say 'Both'
You nod.
Jerds says 'oreo's are great!'
Jerds says 'sex.. not so much'
Cytherea is poor. Very poor. But she still has broadband internet, so it's all okay.
Jerds says 'broadband.. I'd trade my mom for broadband.. and a glass of milk.'
You say 'Hon, if you want us to have a Jerdsie statue, send me a description for one, and I'll buy one for you.'
You giggle.
Jerds falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
Jerds says 'hellllllllllllll no'
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
Jerds says 'I can just see you down here.. at like 4 am, when nobody is on.. in the clanhall. all by yourself..'
You say 'ROFLMAO'
Jerds says 'and since I don't have access to the logs.. I'd get so jelous..'
Xanthos OOCs 'I AM THE SCHWEATY BALL GOD'
Xator OOCs 'we need new alignment desc's..like "Cytherea likes to push over frail, old ladies", stuff like that'
Flagg OOCs 'what's that odd? asking us to reinstate your daily beatings?'
Jerds clans 'DarkAngel tells you 'In all honesty, it is nice to know that you care about my feelings.''
You clan '... What the fuck?'
You clan 'Have you been leading that poor girl on??'
Jerds clans 'because I said, "no, I'm not gonna delete you that'd be mean"'
Jerds clans 'the only place I'd lead that girl is to graghtoks lair..'
DarkAngel tells you 'I was just raised never to have any fun of any kind'
Klein says 'pretty soon i'll be jumping across the bed screaming "I AM KLEIN!!!! LIGHTNING GOD!!!"'
Klein says 'and she'll shout "TAKE YOUR UNDERPANTS OFF YOUR HEAD AND STOP LOOKING FOOLISH"'
Klein says 'bit of bedroom rp you see'
You get a vial of undead spirits from the corpse of the corpse's spirit
{03:15:58} Me: *grins* *nods* Makes sense...
{03:16:14} Jerds: bullshit, your just nodding your yes and saying head
Klein OOCs 'there's a very famous rock'n'roll story about Robert Plant out of Led Zepellin introducing a dead shark into a lively group encounter'
Sog OOCs 'hehehe'
Klein OOCs 'but that's beside the point'
Klein OOCs '*chuckle*'
Klein OOCs 'my oh my, the conversation here is seriously deficient in intellectual value'
Klein OOCs 'who brought this topic up?'
You OOC 'You'
You OOC ':D'
Sog OOCs 'hehe'
Klein OOCs 'oh'
Klein OOCs 'hehehe'
Sog OOCs 'wow did you marry her klein'
Klein OOCs 'coder, builder, implementor, vicar'
Sog OOCs 'hehehehe'
Klein OOCs 'comes with the territory'
Xanthos yells 'I !<3 LOSARS'
Klein OOCs 'boner'
Klein OOCs 'err mischanne'
Atanvardo herotalks 'Cyth - can you provide female expertise? i can but try but I'm only poifect, y'know'
You herotalk 'Hrm?'
You herotalk 'What's the question?'
Atanvardo herotalks 'odd'
You herotalk '*lol* Odd isn't a question'
Atanvardo herotalks 'he is now'
You herotalk 'Ummm... The answer must be seven'
You herotalk 'Since that's odd.'
Ceara herotalks 'No, THE answer is 42.'
odd herotalks 'rofl'
Atanvardo herotalks 'bah she got there faster than me'
You herotalk '*LOL*'
Ceara herotalks '*grin*'
You herotalk 'But what's the answer to *ODD*, Ceara??'
Atanvardo herotalks '*EVWEN*'
Atanvardo herotalks 'or *EVEWN* even'
You herotalk '*LOL*'
Ceara herotalks 'Partially freeze the body before putting it through the woodchipper'
Thanatos says 'mmmm... elf sushi'
Thanatos has pheremones transceding time, space, and reality.
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
You say 'Or not.'
Cytherea HAD to quote that.
Thanatos rolls his eyes, disgusted.
Thanatos says 'no quotes for weeks, and then that'
You give Thanatos the raspberry... and spit all over yourself.
You say 'Say something worth quoting once in a while.'
Thanatos says 'you are trying to at least make me look homosexual, if not turn me into one'
You say 'You're flattering yourself.'
Thanatos says 'far from the first time'
Thanatos pats you on the head.
Thanatos says 'I act like I have an ego more than I actually do, frighteningly enough'
Thanatos shrugs helplessly.
Thanatos says 'so mostly I guess I'd qualify as a pretentious twit!'
Xator OOCs 'to remort, you should have to bring together a whole bunch of tokens...talus would have one, mahatma, reiko, harvey the parrot, and the crippled old man'
Jeremy: "I am a nutless cookie!"
Krenain OOCs 'i have yet to see someone MUD while dead'
You OOC 'But it might still happen!!'
Talak OOCs 'Hmm.. you just gave me an idea Krenain.. I think when I die.. my Will will state that my fingers shall be taped to the keyboard.. and electrical shocks shall be administered for the purpose of evoking commands like "sc" "who" "n,n,e,e,quest request"'
Krenain OOCs 'now what am I gonna do with this goat...'
Talak OOCs 'I don't want to know.'
Talak OOCs 'There are some private rooms in the Inn.'
Berg quotes 'Jerds forces you to 'alias ooc cast 'fireball' berg'.'
Xanthos OOCs 'we all know cyth is just the most virtuous person evar'
The kitten licks her own eyebrows.
Shylah falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
the kitten says 'What? Never seen a self-licking pussy before?'
Aludra says 'I want a one handed dildo!'
Echoed by Jerds
Mortiqui says 'Mm... laying the System down and making sweet, sweet love to it from behind... just like in prison.'
Lerman says 'it's *my* worthless stone now! hahaha!'
{17:16:05} Me: When I grow up and get rich or whatever, I'm hiring a maid.
{17:16:06} Me: *LOL*
{17:16:17} Cacktaw: *is a maid*
{17:16:24} Me: heehee
{17:16:25} Cacktaw: And a sexual GOD.
{17:16:28} Me: *LOL*
{17:16:31} Cacktaw: hee hee
{17:16:35} Me: As are all men, according to themselves.
{17:16:44} Me: Hell, even ODD thinks he's one
{17:16:44} Cacktaw: oh... really.
{17:17:07} Cacktaw: oh.
{17:17:12} Me: *comforts*
{17:17:14} Cacktaw: *lowers his head in shame*
{17:17:16} Me: It's okay.
{17:17:25} Cacktaw: Alright... well, im not a god, I guess... But I can clean some dishes.
{17:17:29} Me: It's one of you males' endearing traits
{17:17:41} Cacktaw: Find that trait in another male... eh?
{17:17:51} Me: heehee
{17:18:03} Me: *grin* It does score creativity points
{17:18:31} Cacktaw: *starts a new column for creativity points*
{17:18:38} Me: *giggles*
{17:18:44} Me: You get three and a half to start
Krenain OOCs '*looks for the badges*'
You OOC '*giggle*'
You OOC 'Badgers?! We don' need no stinkin' badgers!'
Krenain OOCs 'uhf!!!!'
From far away, Pathfinder rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!
From far away, You giggle in his presence.
From far away, You look at Pathfinder and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence!
Pathfinder tells you 'All I'm drinking is lemonade. Honest!'
Pathfinder OOCs 'I'd like to be there tomorrow when Krenain tries to explain to his English teacher why he didn't get his homework done.'
Pathfinder OOCs '*Well, you see, I was on this canoe trip to Beirut....*'
Hedder OOCs '"we were on a winged canoe to Australia, and Cytherea MADE me push the damn red button again! It's not MY FAULT!"'
Mortiqui tells the group 'Can't wait to get Sorc. over with so I can go back to being the Real Mort Shady.'
| [GREATER DEITY] [Geminas] Akasha DIE EIER VON REDCROSS |
Berg ICs 'sup zhar'
You OOC '... SUP? In IC??'
Zhar ICs 'just chillin, you?'
You OOC '*faints*'
Kai OOCs 'ROFL'
Berg ICs 'meh... just trying to level up...'
Zhar OOCs '[Gangrel] :-X'
You OOC '....'
Zhar ICs 'Good stuff, keep it up dawg'
You OOC 'Level....up.....'
Pathfinder OOCs '*gets oout the smelling salts*'
Berg ICs 'i get crit strike soon :D'
You OOC '*faints again*'
Zhar ICs 'I can't wait to learn knife'
Berg ICs 'almost 9k hp dawg... im awesome'
Zhar ICs 'Meow!'
Berg ICs 'man... we do awesome RP'
Berg ICs 'anyways, afk dude'
Zhar ICs 'I couldn't agree with you more anuj'
You OOC 'I'm gonna cry now...'
Berg ICs 'dude!'
Berg ICs 'dont do that daynen! :p'
Zhar OOCs '[Gangrel] :-X'
Berg ICs '*sighs*'
From far away, Kiddy comforts you.
Pathfinder OOCs '*wonders how much rp it is when two fools act like two fools on IC*'
You OOC '*LOL*'
From far away, Pathfinder comforts you.
From far away, Kai comforts you.
You OOC 'Point.'
Zhar OOCs '[Gangrel] that hurts'
Berg OOCs '<Gangrel> that it does'
Berg ICs 'so path, hows it hanging?'
Kiddy OOCs 'I dont think ive heard Path ever say something like that... *smiles real big*'
Pathfinder ICs 'Hanging's too good for you Berg.'
Zhar OOCs '[Gangrel] Ouch again!'
You OOC 'I <3 Path. :D'
Berg OOCs '<Gangrel> OUCH'
Berg ICs 'yeah well... what kind of name is pathfinder anyways? it should be illegal!'
Zhar OOCs '[Gangrel] Copyright alert!'
Zhar OOCs '[Gangrel] Copyright alert!'
Zhar OOCs '[Gangrel] i just bought a 1999 pathfinder'
Zhar OOCs '[Gangrel] the 2003 version is too mean'
Berg OOCs '<Gangrel> i had a pathfinder... it went in the ditch'
Berg OOCs '<Gangrel> i hated that thing'
Berg OOCs '<Gangrel> no AC, no nothing'
Berg OOCs '<Gangrel> thats when i told myself, out with the old, in with the new?'
Berg OOCs '<Gangrel> and got an odyssey'
Pathfinder tells you 'Is it too soon to celebrate that I got them off the IC channel at least?'
Pathfinder OOCs 'Of all the strange and exotic flavors of ice cream I've heard of, I've never heard of beer flavored.'
You OOC '*ROFL*'
Pathfinder OOCs 'Perhaps we should send it in as a suggestin to Ben and Jerry's.'
Kai OOCs 'WOOOT!!!!!!!!'
Kai OOCs 'the Sox are teeing off on the Yankees!'
You OOC 'You scared me for a sec, there, Kai... heh'
Kai OOCs 'die-hard masochist..err i mean Red Sox fan lol'
Jerds does not encourage mud sex...
Jerds says 'but, remember boys and girls, if you'r going to participate in it, wear protection- get one of those latex keyboard covers!'
{23:31:28} Sean: you know, even if they claim to brew beer, they just have a beer elemental trapped in a vat somewhere and they siphon off his soul slowly until he dies
{12:40:59} God: Sora.
{12:41:06} God: Why must you pwn me in arguments?
{12:41:09} Cythy: *LOL*
{12:41:13} Cythy: I learned from the best
{12:41:14} Cythy: My mother.
{12:41:23} God: heh
Dakkon says 'So... hows school going cutie?'
You say 'Eh... boring'
You shrug.
Mortiqui says 'It's going great, thanks for asking, Sweety.'
{00:28:50} Sean: I love jellyfish just as much as the next man, I simply prefer to keep my relations with them platonic
Jerds clans 'normally I'd come up with some BS reason'
Jerds clans 'but you know me soooo well, you'd know it was bs'
Jerds clans 'so lets just skip the brainpower involved in a corolation, and you just tell me I'm full of shit ?'
Dalkonian OOCs '<---is lucky he doesn't talk much...people can't quote him then. :-p (will prolly get quoted on this sometime in the future though)'
Mortiqui says 'It was fun fighting a penis.'
Zech tells you 'i can see it all now...tryin to put a pizza in muffin pans :)'
Kai sacrifices the corpse of Pride to Phelan.
The spirit of the bard peers intently at Redcross.
Zio OOCs 'Butter, bras same difference'
Zio OOCs 'Butter Breasts. I like both on my toast.'
You OOC 'Wow, it got silent all of a sudden.'
Xanthos OOCs 'thats cuz zios mouth is full'
You OOC 'Of?'
Xanthos OOCs 'my beaver'
Xanthos OOCs 'i let him have some to try'
You OOC '...Xan, I thought you were a Boy'
Xanthos OOCs 'shhh cyth i can dream can't i'
Xanthos quotes 'Dalkonian quotes 'save the trees, eat a beaver.''
Zio OOCs 'By trees I mean naked women.'
Xanthos OOCs 'i have so much beaver its practically falling out of my pockets'
Xanthos OOCs 'as a boy'
Dakkon OOCs 'the sex came before the "officially" back together again part though... I had to make sure it was still gonna be good ya know...'
Dakkon OOCs 'SEVERE MISTELL'
Xanthos OOCs 'i love you zio'
Xanthos OOCs 'i mean it'
Xanthos OOCs 'i love it zio'
Zio OOCs 'I love you too man.'
Xanthos OOCs 'i mean you'
Zio OOCs 'Wanna go to Vermont?'
Xanthos OOCs 'Yes.'
Dakkon OOCs 'I love Zio and Xanthos...'
Dakkon OOCs 'and Cytherea and Jerds'
You OOC 'Oh, god, this is getting too kinky'
Dakkon OOCs 'and Cacktaw and everyone else.'
Dakkon OOCs 'At the same time.'
Dakkon OOCs 'lol'
You OOC 'Definitely too kinky'
Dalkonian OOCs '<Gangrel> why do today what you can put off untill after you've gained 4000 exp?'
Dalkonian quotes 'Cytherea tells you 'You: "Uh, hold on a sec..." Customer: "Huh? Why?" You: "I've got 35tnl."'
Vegero tells you 'yep. and Vash gets wasted'
Vegero tells you 'go figure'
Vegero tells you 'if he isnt shooting, he's eating doughnuts, and if he isnt eating doughnuts he's crying over someone who died, then.. if all else fails, he gets drunk'
Dakkon clans 'any advice for dealing with the terrible 2's'
Akasha clans 'Sedation you or them doesn't matter'
Akasha clans 'eldy needs a brothel lol'
You clan 'For the players?!?!?'
Dakkon clans 'OIY... you know what would happen if we did that....'
You clan 'Rampant mudsex?'
Dakkon clans 'You can only imagine...'
You clan 'I'd prefer not to, thanks. :)'
Akasha clans 'It would be like, You pay your $, you had 30 seconds of fun, Here's a smoke and a cookie. NEXT!'
You clan 'New spell -- "Cure Venereal Disease"'
Re: Contraception:
Akasha clans 'Just tell her to jump up and down a couple times'
Azrael says 'i've found my new calling'
You grynz evilly.
Azrael winks suggestively at you.
You say 'See? New hobby!!'
You wink suggestively at Azrael.
Azrael says 'new profession ! ! '
You say 'Lucrative, too!'
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
You nod in enthusiastic agreement with Azrael.
Azrael says 'i could be like stripperella, only the guy version'
Dalkonian OOCs '<Gangrel> butter breast...hrmm...wouldn't know...never had one. had a buttery nipple before though.'
Dalkonian OOCs '<Gangrel> whoa!! can i say that?'
Dalkonian OOCs '<Gangrel> guess so...i'm not in trouble yet'
Incarnate OOCs 'Jerds is prolly AFK'
Dalkonian OOCs '<Gangrel> *cower*'
Jerds clans 'I love it.. they're afraid of me :)'
Jerds OOCs 'I loved canada, expecially driving there.. theres no way in hell (or Canada) that some guy of a freakin horse is gonna be able to catch me to give me a speeding ticket,'
Sean (10:49:03): ppl can't see how cool I am and wish they were me if I'm huddling in a dark corner
Berg OOCs '<Gangrel> you might be taller then me jerds, but im a stallion in bed :p'
Jerds OOCs 'but Berg, nobody is gonna take the world of something inflateable-'
Jerds OOCs 'or ya got one of those new ones, with a talking chip ?'
Berg OOCs '<Gangrel> new ones'
Berg OOCs '<Gangrel> it honks too :D'
Berg OOCs '<Gangrel> blah... stupid ex... i hope she rolls over and dies.. she looks like a 2 year old anyawys'
Berg OOCs '<Gangrel> but shes so hot! *cries*'
Shylah OOCs 'There's something inherently wrong with a guy being burned by his ex and becoming a man-hater.'
Berg quotes '-=+[ VORPAL STRIKE! ]+=- (6)'
(A new all-time low!)
Talak tells you 'you innocent lil thing'
You tell Klein 'Kleino, what's the list of verbotten words on public channels again? (The ones in the code, that get you logged) I don't feel like testing again. *LOL*'
Klein tells you 'fuck, shit, cunt, wank, piss, nigger, faggot, dick, asshole'
You tell Klein 'Thank you! :)'
Klein tells you 'ass-reaming butt monkey is acceptable'
You tell Klein 'Fun!!'
(Here largely so I don't forget the list. *LOL*)
You OOC 'So, yeah, I have a question, Voidmaster, about your RP'
Zio OOCs 'Oh man'
Zio OOCs 'Void you're toast now'
Zio OOCs 'You might as well go try and kill Mahatma, you have a better chance of doing that then taking on Cyth'
Zio OOCs 'About ANYTHING'
Zio OOCs 'ESPECIALLY RP'
Drae OOCs 'Ya know... I think that if I were going to become an evil overlord, I wouldn't carry the title Dark Lord. For some reason every time you become a Dark Lord, somebody tries to kill you.'
Drae OOCs 'Whether it be Luke Skywalker, Harry Potter, or Aragorn, someone's gonna kick yer arse.'
Drae OOCs 'And why is it that Dark Lords always try to turn the world into some blacked wasteland in their conquest for power...'
Drae OOCs 'I just want to see one movie where one succeeds, looks around the place and says "Ya know... I think I liked it the other way better."'
Rachel OOCs 'i've had two years of sorority training, i shoot vodka like water'
Kamakertai OOCs 'getting dirty...thoughts...must resist....should really....go quiet....before he says something to embarrasse himself'
Klein OOCs 'i would tell you what jerds just did to me, but i feel ashamed AND violated'
Klein OOCs 'let's not speak of it ever again'
Klein OOCs 'yeah, but he's cuter than me'
Klein OOCs 'plus he doesn't shave, which is always a bonus for anyone under the age of 10'
Zio OOCs 'Download it silly buns'
Zio OOCs '...'
Zio OOCs 'Shoot me.'
You tell Zio 'Silly buns???'
Zio tells you 'I"M NOT GAY'
Krin OOCs 'wow you all are very friendly'
Dalkonian OOCs '<Gangrel> aren't we, though? just one big happy disfuctional family. *smirks*'
Leviticus OOCs 'I think when you're fleeing, you probably just want to end up somewhere that's not here.'
Shandru says 'I don't have a penis castle. :('
Silvan tells you 'tho I do make a mean hot pocket;)'
Klein says 'i'll refrain from any jokes'
Klein says 'okies'
You smylez happily.
Klein says 'do you jerds take cytherea for Washing Ironing Fucking Etc'
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
Klein grynz at himself. You must wonder what's in his mind.
Jerds nods.
Jerds says 'emote will iron her'
You snicker softly.
Jerds keeps getting stuck-
Klein says 'do you Cytherea, take Jerds and agree to put out at least 4 times per week with no excuses such as "it's been a stressful day" or "but i just ironed this"'
Jerds boggles at the concept.
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
You say 'Only 4 times per week???'
Klein says 'at LEAST'
You say 'Well, okay.'
You say 'I guess.'
You excitedly say 'I do.'
Klein pronounces the happy couple man and wife!.
You giggle.
Klein says 'congrats, u've just become chagging friends'
Your other half says to you, 'testies, testies, one.. two... THREE?!'
Klein says 'shagging friends'
You tell your other half 'Whee!'
Klein says 'oh, and all the loce, lifeling partner, blah blah blah'
Klein says 'loce/love'
You giggle.
Klein says 'lifeling/lifelong'
Klein says 'my typing is shocking'
You say 'Most Informal Wedding Ceremony... EVER'
Jerds agrees absolutely.
You giggle.
Klein says 'donna won't let me write our vows'
You say 'I can see why'
You giggle.
Klein says 'this is the only chance i get to be deep and spiritual'
{14:22:20} Talak: when I disappear, don't look for me with the gas blasters.. I'll be up in some tree somewhere with a bolt-action
{14:22:31} Talak: it's more personal that way
{14:22:39} Mortiqui: ....*takes a few steps away from Talak...toward the telephone..*
{14:23:17} Talak: *scopes in on Mort's telephone*
{14:24:00} Mortiqui: *reminds Talak that his telephone is made of God, and thusly cannot be penetrated .. and radiates an aura of God for about 2ft out*
{14:24:18} Talak: *loads a reality-check round in the chamber*
Mortiqui OOCs 'I love not being "real people" *floats around in fairy land*'
Jerds says 'you make me hungry!'
Klein OOCs 'rape impossible, girl with skirt up runs faster than man with trousers down'
AUCTION: A new item has been received: Cytherea minimum bid: 100000.
...
AUCTION: Cytherea sold to Cytherea for 99000200.
Zio OOCs 'MMM TASTES LIKE CYTH'
{12:17:24} Talak: I was thinking.. I should make a real ghetto charms
{12:17:27} Me: Mmmm... ghetto charms
{12:18:16} Talak: instead of weird little triangles and boxes for marshmallows.. it'd be project houses, crack rocks, uzis, and piece-of-shit barettas
{12:18:32} Me: *ROFLMAO*
{12:18:43} Me: Yay, crack rocks!!
{12:18:58} Talak: hehehe
{12:18:58} Me: Don't forget -- one free used heroin needle in every bag as a prize for the kiddies!
{12:19:09} Talak: rofl!
{12:19:20} Me: heehee
{12:19:44} Talak: "we suggest you reach right in to find it!"
{12:20:11} Me: *ROFL*
{12:20:39} Me: "YOUR CHANCE TO WIN -- One in twelve infected with HIV!"
{12:21:22} Talak: haha!
{12:21:29} Me: *grins*
{12:21:39} Talak: "Collect box tops, and send in 5 to get your own book of food stamps!"
{00:16:20} Zio: Know what fixes fevers?
{00:16:26} Zio: Sex.
{00:16:29} Me: Really?
{00:16:30} Zio: Sex fixes everything.
{00:16:46} Me: Awesome
{00:16:52} Me: I need me some of that
{00:16:53} Zio: Failed a test? Get laid, you'll feel better.
{00:17:01} Zio: Not feeling well? Hump it away with sex.
{00:17:08} Me: *LOL*
{00:17:26} Zio: Foot fell asleep in class? Sex it back to consciousness.
{00:17:33} Zio: Its a cureall
{00:22:03} Zio: WHY THE FUCK DON'T I GET THE GIRLS THAT WANNA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF ALL THE TIME.
{00:22:06} Zio: ITS NOT FAIR.
Berg OOCs '<Gangrel> heh, im using "heed" in my rp note'
Saphire OOCs 'i'll give you heed if you are nice to me :)'
Khalida OOCs 'omg'
Berg OOCs '<Gangrel> clan channel only saphire :p'
Saphire OOCs 'if it's a power game then i would say cyth and zech pwn right now.. :p'
Zio OOCs 'Pft, no. I bet Veritas could take Zech and cyth is passive so you eat it piggy. =P'
You OOC 'Passive?!?!'
You OOC 'Are you saying I'm a cold fish?!'
Zio OOCs 'NO'
Zio OOCs 'Cyth you're the most unpassive person in bed, I mean RP wise you're passive.'
Zio OOCs 'Woah where did that come from.'
You OOC 'Oohhhhhhh'
You OOC 'Okay, THANK you'
Zio OOCs 'Remember $50 an hour.'
You OOC '*cackles*'
You OOC 'Bill me for the month, eh?'
odd OOCs 'i cant get on aim'
Zio OOCs 'Good. =D'
odd OOCs 'hows cyth suppose to type sweet nothings into my window'
{23:26:00} Zio: I'll whisper sweet nothings into your....uhh...yeah ear...
{23:26:14} Me: *ROFLMAO*
{23:26:23} Zio: FOR $50 AN HOUR
{23:26:57} Me: You need to stop saying so many quotable things... *LOL*
Zio tells you 'She wouldn't know a hot guy if he came up and bit her in the face.'
Zio OOCs 'This place has made me late for so many things.'
Zio OOCs 'Even my period once.'
Shandru says 'Idolotry really isn't any fun when it's just a golden calf.'
Aladar OOCs 'intelligence is can you hold a convo without including cuss words and hold a complete sentence while doing so'
Aladar OOCs 'i work at McDonalds'
Jerds gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
Jerds says 'kiss me and shut up'
Jerds says 'NOT YOU KLEIN!'
Klein speaks the mystical words, 'baizf'.
Zio quotes 'Cytherea OOCs 'YARG I'M A PIRATE LEZBIENS, ONLY GIRLS PARTAKE OF MY BOOTY''
The Black Dragon OOCs 'one days I will take my revenge on all those who make stew from my race'
Berg OOCs '<Gangrel> Leviticus is the kinda guy you wanna hook up when you want commitment... you on the other hand, are the kinda guy that you'd have fun with.. play around for a couple of dayts and what not.'
You OOC 'You know, you guys could all group'
Leviticus OOCs ''cept I'm not levelling.'
Kack OOCs 'I'd rather be kicked in the balls by a rabid midget.'
Kamakertai OOCs 'I'd rather Kack be kicked in the balls by a rabid midget'
Leviticus OOCs '*summon 'rabid midget'*'
{00:04:08} Kamakertai: i can feel my IQ dripping out of my ears
Kack OOCs 'Oh hey look there're ghetto barbie things now'
Berg OOCs '<Gangrel> sounds like my kinda barbie'
Berg OOCs '<Gangrel> good thing is... cyth isnt here to quote that later'
You clan 'We have a clan full of cocky males.'
Jerds clans 'but this cocky male, has the fairest lady of the land!'
You clan 'What can I say? I have a thing for cocky males. *LOL*'
Stormhoof clans 'you are very lucky miLord'
Stormhoof clans 'she is one of the fairest in the realm of Eldorado'
Jerds clans 'me be lucky?'
Jerds clans 'YOU'
Jerds clans 'one of?'
Jerds clans 'careful storm, I have slay...'
Stormhoof clans 'I stand corrected she is the best'
Stormhoof clans 'well guys I have to go '
Stormhoof clans 'I am going to try to nail my wife'
You clan 'Goddamn, am I the only one not getting any???'
Stormhoof clans 'no you are not because mabyyou missed the part where I said wife'
Stormhoof clans 'Try is the Key'
Stormhoof clans 'we do it doggie style'
Stormhoof clans 'I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead'
Dakkon tells you 'I am doing good.. so far none of this has accidentaly went ooc.'
Silvan herotalks 'I game all up and down the east coast...make a lot of friends'
odd herotalks 'u player u'
Silvan herotalks ':)'
Silvan herotalks 'D&D player!'
odd herotalks 'and rl player *coughpimpcough*'
Silvan herotalks 'yeah yeah, you helped me grow so much, man=)'
odd herotalks 'i made your realize your inner being *budhist monk look of wisdom*'
odd herotalks 'who cant spell, but no worries'
odd herotalks 'y come down, i can dial a ho'
odd quotes '1-800-dial-a-ho'
Sipris OOCs ' who are you' [To Kamakertai]
You OOC 'He's Kama.'
Sipris OOCs ' ... no! I AM KAMA'
Berg tells you 'its getting hot in my pants... (AH!!! I GOTTA GO PEEEEE :'( )'
Saphire quotes 'pick on someone your own size! Don't even thikn about it.'
You OOC 'Thikn?'
Saphire OOCs 'thikn = htink'
Mortiqui tells you 'when are we going to see Scary Movie 3?'
You tell Mortiqui 'Tonight?'
You tell Mortiqui 'I have the day off'
Mortiqui tells you 'Er'
Mortiqui tells you 'Hmm.'
Mortiqui tells you 'Tonight is Monday, though'
You tell Mortiqui 'So?'
Mortiqui tells you 'I'm scheduled to be eviscerated by bunnies :('
Berg tells you 'tell him im sorry =P'
Berg tells you 'i have a penis, so i cant say sorry myself :)'
"Me and Jake used to boink each other -- he was the best I ever had." -- Matt.
"Things like apple sauce help me work through me neuroses." -- Erin.
"He buckled my pie!" -- Beth.
"Look at the pixels on that girl!" -- Josh.
"It's like I've got a Floating Disc spell, but it's your HEAD." -- Sora.
Dan: "Don't snarf your banana!"
Smurfette has defeated Mahatma in the arena!
Kamakertai OOCs 'when I went on a trip to NY with my girlfriend, my mom said "Be good, if you can't be good, be careful, if you can't be careful, name it after me."'
Vero OOCs 'he was my adopted brother butnow i will never forget the way he has treated me'
Kack OOCs 'Sweet christ you're Saaid'
Vero OOCs 'nods'
Kack OOCs '..I should have known. -.-'
Vero OOCs 'who you get to that forest the enchantedone'
Saphire OOCs 'what did you just ask?'
Vero OOCs 'who you get to that forest the enchanted one'
Lord Talus welcomes Rachel to the land of Eldorado!
Kamakertai OOCs 'alo rachel'
Vero OOCs 'rachel long time no see'
Rachel OOCs 'yea, school & all'
Devilin OOCs 'I've only heard of Rachel... :)'
Vero OOCs 'sigh'
Rachel OOCs 'I deny it all.'
Phraughste OOCs 'Sog, you keep a vampire's hours, man. This is the only time I ever see you on here.'
Saphire OOCs 'that's cause he's a vampire :p'
Sog OOCs 'I get here right after feeding....lol'
Rosie: "Oh, my god. This cake... We got it a month ago, and I really don't think it's changed at all. It looks exactly the same!"
Jeremy: "It probably tastes exactly the same, too. It tasted like crap a month ago, and it probably still tastes like crap."
Jeremy: "HEY! I was going to eat some of this!"
Rosie: "Like what? The sandwich?"
Jeremy: "Yes, the sandwich!"
Rosie: "No. You weren't. It was growing things!"
Xator tells you 'best not to think about its implications'
You tell Xator '*LOL* Especially not for a maths major'
You tell Xator '"THE PAST FOUR YEARS OF MY LIFE HAVE BEEN FUTILE! *throws self out window*"'
Xator tells you 'hehe..ow'
Xator tells you 'nah..it still looks good on the resume'
Xator tells you 'don't write "in my final year, i debunked all my work, and made it all meaningless..rendering irrelevant any skills i had"'
You OOC ':D British accents are *hot*'
Xator OOCs 'not all of them..trust me'
Xator OOCs 'ESPECIALLY cockney rhyming slang..crazy words plus cockney accent = wtf?'
{22:42:56} Me: *nods* I know... heh. Random exists
{22:43:00} Me: exits, even
{22:43:09} Josh: lol
{22:43:16} Josh: thought you were reminding me of the random function...
{22:43:46} Josh: room_exit = rand() % fuck_with_Phlyers_mind
Iliessa says 'You're so good at reading me :)'
You giggle.
You say 'Not too hard when you're all text. :D'
Xator tells you 'i checked out your quote page..that's a fair few quotes..i hafta admit, i skipped down to the eldy ones'
You tell Xator ':) Fair enough. heehee. After the first Eldy ones, there's more intermittantly'
Xator tells you 'i liked some of those chatroom ones too, lifted from that other site'
You tell Xator 'Some from you'
You tell Xator ':)'
Xator tells you 'YA I NOTICED I NEVER TALK TO U AGAIN'
From far away, You sob quietly to yourself because Xator has hurt your feelings so badly.
You tell Xator 'Why????!???!?!?!!?!?!!'
Xator tells you 'nmakes me nervous..i mean, i might try to type "hey, how rocks it?", and accidentally type "i eat babies"..then it would be quoted! and ppl would read it!'
From far away, You fall to the floor laughing at Xator's remark.
Xator tells you 'then they'd tell my mother'
You tell Xator 'Why would they tell your mother?!?'
Xator tells you 'and she'd add it to her quotes page'
Xator tells you 'then, at that point, my imagination loses focus again, and i don't know what happens'
Klein says 'fuck'
Klein says 'the internet has quicker reflexes than i do'
{18:30:08} Pamilicious: I wish I had eat
{16:05:04} plain old alex: i think that's the IM equivalent of having an episode of narcolepsy just as the party got interesting ;)
Iliessa clans 'There's something that doesn't work about yelling when you misspell :p'
You tell Belgedin 'I hate being bored with a violent passion. *rofl*'
You tell Belgedin 'But most of all, I hate being bored in class'
Belgedin tells you 'hehehe ditto'
You tell Belgedin 'heehee'
You tell Belgedin ':) yeah... I dunno how some people do it'
Belgedin tells you 'Yeah, they must have put all there points into constitution ;)'
Iliessa has restored you.
Xator OOCs 'er..hehe'
Malice OOCs 'thanx'
You OOC 'Thanks, Ilipie. :D'
Kamakertai OOCs 'tanks'
Xator OOCs 'ya, thanks'
Iliessa OOCs 'Err...welcome?'
Iliessa OOCs 'Wow, I'm even 1337er when I'm afk'
Iliessa OOCs 'Nice'
Iliessa OOCs 'Next time anyone needs a restore, lemme know and I'll run to put my laundry in the dryer again'
{15:52:45} Funky Monkey: i dunno....isn't it good to strike a happy medium?
{15:53:07} Funky Monkey: seems a bit unfair on friendly clairyvoyants (whoa spelling) but hey ho
Xator OOCs '*muches chocolate*'
Iliessa OOCs '*munches Cytherea*'
Xator OOCs 'um..munch'
Iliessa OOCs 'Err'
Xator OOCs 'AHAHAHAHAHAHAH'
Iliessa OOCs 'That sounded terrible'
Iliessa OOCs '...gack *crawls into hole and dies*'
Xator OOCs 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....that had better go on a quote page somewhere'
ZAlex says:
bahahahahaah
Pamtastic says:
Must you also laugh at me on MSN?
Pamtastic says:
Would you like to CALL and laugh too? Maybe write a letter of "BAHAHAHAHAHA" and send it in the post?
Pamtastic says:
Hrrrmph
Pamtastic says:
*indignant*
{23:47:24} Berg: OMFG IM TEH SHY IN TEH BED :'(
{23:47:31} Berg: and here i've been proud of my penis
{23:47:32} Berg: damn it
{23:47:33} Cythy: heehee
{23:47:37} Cythy: *comfort*
{23:47:48} Berg: the things i do to try and get into the quotebook =\
{05:55:05} Pamilicious: and he said something about like for the past week he's had this feeling of "impending doom"
{05:55:09} Cythy: *wince*
{05:55:10} Pamilicious: which I tried not to giggle at
{05:55:25} Cythy: Yeah.... giggling at Doom makes it angrier
Jerds OOCs 'what exactly.. is a sarong ?'
Pathfinder OOCs 'sarong - a loose skirt wrapped around the body and worn by men and women of the Malay archipeligo and the Pacific islands'
Klein OOCs 'pathfinder'
Klein OOCs 'have u mapped malaysia and lored the eq or something?'
Vegero ICs '*A soft clap rises through the temple walls as Vegero strides lazily through. His head is bowed low, and his eyes flicker, deep in thought. Much of his physical form is hidden by a deep black cape, held with golden clasps about his body. His light bro'
Vegero OOCs 'gr.'
Klein OOCs 'bro?'
Jerds OOCs 'gotta love that line to long thing ehh "bro" ?'
Klein OOCs 'a bit colloquial isn;t it?'
Klein OOCs 'is it like elvish slang?'
Vegero OOCs 'Vegero doesnt speak elvish, he wouldnt know. LOL. prolly Drow slang'
Vegero OOCs 'cuz brutha grew up in the UD.'
Dalkonian OOCs '<Gangrel> damnit, I gotta stop talking so much...I keep saying too many things for Cythy to quote. :-p'
Khalida OOCs 'i like to do it to faeries'
Khalida OOCs 'shhhhh'
[ SCRIBE ] Klein for( ; ; ) { same_thing(); day++; }
{13:11:38} Pamilicious: I need a lobotomy or something
{13:11:40} Pamilicious: it'd make me smarter
Belldandy OOCs 'Khalida, it sounds to me almost as though you're a stupid people magnet.'
Iliessa pats a pygmy warrior on its head.
Iliessa says 'It's a good...um...it.'
Jerds OOCs 'I can't spell my own name right,'
Claidi OOCs '[Mawdriff] is this better, Jerdsie?'
Jerds OOCs 'much better- but still more obnoxious then humanly imaginable :)'
Claidi OOCs '[Mawdriff] lol off the record, you don't like the name Mawdriff much, huh?'
Jerds OOCs 'mawdriff? has NOTHING to do with mawdriff'
Jerds OOCs 'has to do with the unnessarry (got that spelling is whacked) tagging of ones clan on the very NON IC ooc channel'
Jerds OOCs 'it's like me have an ic that goes-'
Jerds ICs '(EMT/PARAMEDIC Computer nerd) Hello there Claidi, how are you doing today?'
Leviticus OOCs 'What if I told the story about coming up with a song entitled "Birdhouse In Your Soul" while walking through the Fishbowl?'
Jerds OOCs 'what levi? no confusing of the jerds!'
{09:30:04} THE Pamlet: woooo
{09:30:07} THE Pamlet: I think I'm running out of energy
{09:30:10} THE Pamlet: good thing I have an orange
Generously donated to the quotefile by Iliessa
You clan 'Bloody'
You clan 'Hell'
Cytherea clans 'roo WB!'
You clan ':)'
You clan 'roo?'
Cytherea clans 'Roo?'
You clan 'LOL'
Cytherea clans 'ROFLMAO'
You clan 'ROFL'
You clan 'Oh dear'
Cytherea clans 'I got distracted mid-word'
You clan 'ROFLMAO'
Atanvardo says 'woah wait wait till we get to the bath Ili'
Iliessa says 'I've told you that story at least three times now :P'
Iliessa says 'And you never really remember'
Iliessa falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
Atanvardo says 'yeah..if your numbering ssytem goes three, 2, 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, etc'
Dalkonian OOCs 'i just need to find my queen and together we shall rule the nerd universe.'
The healing arm of Dalkonian reaches out and touches you.
You feel better!
Khalida OOCs 'he keeps touching everyone'
Reklan OOCs 'dalk u perv'
Baaz OOCs 'i have a disease now?'
You OOC 'Nah'
Reklan OOCs 'is it krabs?'
You OOC 'We'll just use c 'cure venereal disease' on you'
Dalkonian OOCs 'new spell....we had to install it with the introduction of the *cough* Rodeo *cough* game.'
Reklan OOCs 'WB CYTHY!'
Reklan OOCs 'WOOO!'
You OOC 'And, thank you!!'
Reklan OOCs '*confetti*'
Dalkonian OOCs 'w00t!! party?'
Reklan OOCs 'nah, i only had that one handful'
[1859:49] Funky Monkey: um...well, all the cool and famous people get quoted all the time
[1900:02] Lillian: *glare*
[1900:10] Funky Monkey: i'm only in there as token brit boy
[1900:27] Lillian: what's Klein in there for then?
[1900:32] Funky Monkey: cast 'aura of coolness'
[1900:34] Lillian: ROFL
[1900:46] Funky Monkey: ack!
[1900:46] Funky Monkey: "You don't know any spells of that name."
Iliessa peers at you intently.
Iliessa says 'You have to watch this girl, she'll quote anything...nothing is off-limits'
Baaz says 'wow'
Baaz says 'so I am starting to see'
Reklan OOCs 'i hate u guys.'
Dalkonian OOCs 'lol. you love us all, and you know it.'
Dalkonian OOCs 'just go on and admit it now...'
Reklan OOCs '= P'
Reklan OOCs 'Never.'
Dalkonian OOCs 'before we decide to beat it out of ya'
Reklan OOCs 'I dare u!'
Reklan OOCs 'except for Xator, i dont dare u'
You OOC '...You're missing the point entirely'
odd OOCs 'the point being i dont use afkmessage?'
odd OOCs 'never have, never will probably'
You OOC 'No, that isn't the point... heh.'
odd OOCs 'then is it, i am the sexiest man alie'
odd OOCs 'alive'
Alex OOCs 'Hi. Welcome to Earth.'
Iliessa OOCs 'Oh man, you know you're a MUD dork when someone calls for your boss but he's not in, so you "scribble" the phone number and message on a piece of paper in your inventory on here'
Iliessa quotes 'Phlyers puts Ben Affleck in Cytherea.'
Iliessa OOCs 'WOOOO'
You OOC 'WTF?!?! *ROFLMAO*'
Iliessa OOCs '*watches*'
You OOC 'I feel ... violated'
Iliessa quotes 'Phlyers gets Ben Affleck from Cytherea.'
Iliessa quotes 'Phlyers gives you Ben Affleck.'
Iliessa OOCs 'Sloppy seconds =9'
[101 Elf Pri] [Scions] 3rd Viscountess Cytherea *D*A*N*C*E*S*
Jerds says 'thank you massa, may I have anather?'
Baaz biffs Jerds's head stingingly.
Baaz says 'yes you may'
Jerds thanks Baaz heartily.
Baaz biffs Jerds's head stingingly.
Fionne OOCs 'yes dearest I dub thee Rookless Rekless'
Reklan quotes 'Iliessa OOCs 'I can do it four times :D' '
Iliessa OOCs 'STFU'
Iliessa OOCs 'DAMMIT REKLAN'
Iliessa OOCs 'I was attempting to NOT allow Cytherea to see that quote'
Jerds says 'then she said she had an entire album of gay guys fucking each other...'
Jerds says 'just the audio track I think'
Jerds says 'what was their name...'
Jerds says 'backstreet boys? or something like that'
Klein OOCs 'at one stage, i had a following'
Iliessa OOCs '...of strung mobs?'
Klein OOCs 'a group'
Klein OOCs 'NO THEY WERE REAL AND THEY WERE MY FRIENDS'
Klein OOCs 'i had mud sex with smuckleberry'
Ceara OOCs 'Mud sex in itself is kinda nasty, but with DINGLEBERRY???'
Klein OOCs 'dingleberry rocks'
Klein OOCs 'he was as bendy as a pretzel'
Klein OOCs 'and as absorbant as a sponge'
Iliessa OOCs 'just keep talking Klein'
Klein OOCs 'ok'
Iliessa OOCs 'and watch Cytherea's quote file expand'
Klein OOCs 'eels are kinda kewl'
Klein OOCs 'all that slithering'
Klein OOCs 'it's the whole wiggling thing, the fact you need to hands to hold them'
Klein OOCs 'makes for good practice for when kleino showers'
Klein OOCs 'it's because Klein the Sexual Tyrannosaurus is normally working'
Ceara sacrifices the corpse of Jerds to Beren.
Darkstroke appears in the room.
Klein says 'fucking hell, do you now ANYTHING about timing?'
Klein says 'umm'
Klein says 'hi darkstroke'
Klein says 'how's it going mate?'
Klein says 'lovely to see you'
Reklan OOCs 'i go to the east coast, and i get hella attention, cause girls dont see many skaters out there.'
Reklan OOCs 'They love the west coast style'
Reklan OOCs 'cause everyone secretly wants to be with cali'
Incarnate OOCs 'Theres skaters around here'
Incarnate OOCs 'Skaters = hah'
Reklan OOCs 'East coast skaters tho'
Reklan OOCs 'you got nothin on my d*ckies and and Skate T's'
Incarnate OOCs 'You got nothin' on my gat'
Incarnate OOCs 'Ill be back later, beautiful ladies'
Incarnate OOCs 'Don't miss me too much'
Incarnate OOCs 'and if you get lonely, lay back, light some incense, turn the lights down, turn the slow jams on, think about J-dizzle... and do somethin right..'
Reklan OOCs 'But then agian'
Reklan OOCs 'why would u wanna settle for a hamburger, when u got grade A steak right here'
Jerds clans 'you can tell her she's not your fucking mother, and the words arn't censored so shove it up her ass'
Reklan OOCs 'for that amtter, i can't think of anything that was started in america, by amercians aside from government and stuff like that'
Xator OOCs '...americans started government!?'
Pathfinder OOCs 'Welcome Orlandu'
Iliessa OOCs 'Orlando Bloom? :D'
Iliessa OOCs 'Hi, can I molest you please?'
Orlandu OOCs 'Yes'
Iliessa OOCs 'Excellent.'
Orlandu OOCs 'Yay'
Orlandu OOCs 'I like this place'
Cytherea is "working"
Iliessa is "not"
Leviticus OOCs '[IC] (OOC) [Geminas] .........what was I going to say?'
Iliessa quotes 'Men put objects into one of three categories.'
Iliessa quotes '1. I want to have sex with it'
Iliessa quotes '2. I want to eat/drink it'
Iliessa quotes '3. It exists'
Xator OOCs 'some things, like melons, fall into all 3'
Xator OOCs 'ya..takes me 46min to get off..'
Xator OOCs 'i find the refresh spell helps'
Xator OOCs 'heh..andthe frenzy spell ;)'
{17:00:32} Funky Monkey: maybe it's in the pronounciation..and i think that connotations in language often do reflect a sexist stance, yes
{17:00:53} Cythy: Mayhaps, mayhaps... heehee
{17:00:56} Cythy: *grin*
{17:00:59} Funky Monkey: hehehe
{17:01:13} Cythy: I think there's a lot of things in modern western society like that, though.
{17:01:55} Funky Monkey: hehe...yeah, sorry about the centuries of oppression
{19:21:23} Funky Monkey: it's like "oh..so..you're a crypto-fascist..we're not going to be able to get around that, sadly"
{18:27:02} Funky Monkey: new revelations? hehe..er...i'm pregnant?
{18:27:07} Cythy: Oh, dear
{18:27:17} Funky Monkey: wait..no..false alarm...just too much dinner
{18:27:21} Cythy: *LOL*
{18:27:22} Funky Monkey: i thought it was a kick
{18:27:25} Cythy: *ROFL*
{18:27:32} Cythy: Be a bit early in the term for kicks, anyway
{18:27:36} Cythy: *giggles*
{18:27:45} Funky Monkey: hehe...not for me..my baby would be a ninja
{17:56:40} Funky Monkey: i've put hard work into such crap before..but it depends on the work itself..slaving away in front of a computer, or books or whatever, sure i can handle..but when it requires one to exude enthusiasm..well, i can't really fake that very well
{17:56:55} Cythy: hahaha...
{17:56:57} Cythy: I can fake it...
{17:56:59} Cythy: But not for long
{17:57:09} Cythy: Long years of practice
{17:57:10} Funky Monkey: bwhaha..if only i had my own quote file
{21:47:32} Reklan: Damn you, distracting pam from me!
{21:47:34} Reklan: lol ;-)
{21:47:47} Reklan: your hogging all the pam!
{21:47:54} Cythy: *agrees*
{21:47:56} Cythy: She's MINE
{21:48:02} Cythy: MEIN!!
{21:48:06} Reklan: sharing is good for the soul
{21:48:09} Cythy: Yes
{21:48:10} Cythy: It is
{21:48:14} Cythy: But not when it comes to Pams
{17:08:00} Funky Monkey: bwhaha...ok..feel free to NOT cut and paste to your mum ;)
{12:49:47} Alex: when i saw Sum 41, they were all "YEAH STICK YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS UP OH YEAH THAT IS THE MOST AWESOME THING YEAH"
{12:50:02} Alex: we all did, but in a british, bemused way ;)
odd OOCs 'i had to switch to crack'
odd OOCs 'but now that eldys back, i dont need it any more'
Raven OOCs 'One time offer .. Red is about three feet from me .. shall I bash him for you??'
Iliessa says 'And he'd just violate me anyway, as we all know =p'
Jerds OOCs 'and your all aware of the typical rules of the mud.. no rudeness, or foul language....'
Jerds OOCs 'forget the damn rules!'
{01:42:55} Pamlet: hamlet's kind of hot for a stick figure
Iliessa says 'I thought you were saying that since we both like boys, we weren't likely to molest these boys'
Leviticus falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
You say 'No, no, no'
Iliessa says 'But then I was going to say that maybe that was true for YOU :P'
Iliessa giggles.
You say 'We're MORE LIKELY to molest these boys'
Iliessa agrees absolutely.
You say 'Which is GOOD for them'
Leviticus says 'Molest has that whole negative connotation...'
You say 'Ergo, in better shape'
Leviticus nods.
Iliessa says 'Ummm...what word would you choose?'
You say 'Rape!'
Veritas says 'Works for me'
You giggle.
Leviticus says 'Luck of the f'ing gods?'
Leviticus says 'Geez, why don't we all go to sleep together, then?'
Veritas says 'Um, Lev, buddy, pal, I'm not sleeping with you'
Iliessa says 'I find it quite difficult to get a hardon at any time of day'
Iliessa says 'It's okay Levi, I've had the operations'
Iliessa says 'You'd never know'
Iliessa snuggles up to Leviticus.
Leviticus notes Iliessa's just destroyed ever fan...erm...nice day, isn't it?
{01:11:29} Me: yay, music
{01:11:32} Jake: yea
{01:11:36} Jake: soothes the savage odd
{01:11:40} Jake: grrr
Veritas says 'Zio is in ME'
{06:36:03} Matt: My god, i want you
{06:36:05} Matt: r job
odd OOCs 'and my lack of sex dont mean i dont have a sex life'
odd OOCs 'just means itshighly retarded'
Pathfinder OOCs 'Don't move to Illinois. Kack lives there too and he now has a driver's license.'
odd OOCs 'path has a point'
odd OOCs 'a very good, and valid point'
odd OOCs 'crap he exsposed my softer side!'
odd OOCs 'now i need to change my name to sears...'
KoruKinshi tells you 'Now you're just taunting me. :P'
You tell KoruKinshi 'I am not!'
You tell KoruKinshi 'It's a pretty picture.'
From far away, KoruKinshi grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance.
KoruKinshi tells you 'I know it's a pretty picture. I'm not arguing that. :P'
You tell KoruKinshi 'XD We took about 98 more.'
You tell KoruKinshi '... THAT would be taunting you.'
KoruKinshi tells you '......'
KoruKinshi tells you '....You're cruel.'
Jerds says 'youy knows whats REALLLLYY fucking bad'
You say 'What's that?'
Jerds says 'when you base your wedding anniversary based on when your annivirsary with your girlfriend is'
Alex OOCs 'Kack, you are my only source of entertainment until my pizza arrives'
Alex OOCs 'Dance.'
Kack OOCs 'Go screw yourself.'
Callisto OOCs 'Doesn't it feel like Christmas'
Alex grats 'I won the Revolutionary War. Not America. Me. What're you gonna do about it Xator?'