Sora's Quote Page

These quotes have been culled from a variety of sources, including IM logs, websites, and Real Life. (Yes, I have one of those.) The ElDorado quotes have been moved to here, and there are some newer RL quotes available here.

Take any you wish... but please keep any attributions that you find.

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A 
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B 
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business 
       Reply Mail Envelope. 
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold 
       in your hand. 
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away 
       whistling. 
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies 
       telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather 
       then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that 
       they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says 
       Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your 
       business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me. 
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an 
       added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope 
       so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about 
       the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After 
       yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my 
       demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this 
       very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.

<Firefly> Time for my prayers:
<Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck! 
<Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you! 
<Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven. 
<Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe. 
<Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us. 
<Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about
              what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it. 
<Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks.

<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers

<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<kylev> hahahahaha
<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure
           out where in my apartment it is.

<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do it for too long, though...

<matt`> It is illegal to use UNIX in conjunction with a member of the opposite sex. This could prevent
            copulation-2.1.3-20.i386.tar.gz from compiling correctly.

<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want
               to get a job some day

<Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u' instead of 'u'
<Ohtani> err
<kaientai> Ohtani: Planning a suicide run?

<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D
<BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work
<BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house
<BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?

<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
<DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
<D1> in comic book form

<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot)
<Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;

<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard[20721]: Mormons be tryin' to break into y0 system!
<Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard

<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors
<timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT
<timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT
<timmo> weirdo

<Tux> gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme a N, gimme an I, gimme a T, gimme an E, gimme an S! Whats that spell?
<Tux> PANTIES!
<Tux> er
<Tux> not really
<Tux> but it was close!

<ping> oh, im ready for the upcoming school year
<End[gone]> i dont think it will be any different
<zxaxox> thats why you have to take a shotgun and MAKE it different.

<Toazt> "Too few women on the internet?
<Toazt> There are lots of women on the internet,
<Toazt> only most of them are naked and in JPG-format."

<VicViper> heh darkaeon writes his IP address in bathroom stalls
<VicViper> for a good time - xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx

<VicViper> NerdSex #73: Make sure you select the option "Always on Top"

<Johnno> my favorite animal is the scapegoat

<Martes> I gotta stop sleeping nude with my window open
<Martes> no one exciting comes in anyway

<|scar> Girlfriend pregnant error, [A]bort, [M]arry, [I]gnore ?

<AaronStJ> I'd buy it.  And by buy, I mean warez

<Rage> Best pickup line ever is "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"

<var> 40 ping dont mean shit if it jerks and stops like a fucking epileptic in a strobe light

<timovgod> I was in a rape awarness class once, well... my picture was.

<Wazm> I spent the entire day being normal, now that I'm home, I just want to duct tape fuzzy green
           pipe cleaners to my head, turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC.

<Brinstar> If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL.

<Sharkey> Man, I'm getting flashbacks from Renegade. Apparently when I was a kid I was so bored I made
          up little songs to go with the damned music and now it's all coming back to me.
<Sharkey> Nothing remarkable, though. Mostly just little ditties about killing myself.

<Squizzle> BIONIC PENIS BEAMS.
<JDigital> Or 'sperm', as they're more commonly known.

<Culex> Why did LatinKing get fired from the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job :)

<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck

(SiNs-) $1,599.99
(SiNs-) $1,599.70
(SiNs-) Save $0.29
(SiNs-) wow
(SiNs-) if i go to bestbuy, i can buy a computer AND a peanut

<defproc> i made a program that crashed once. i put it in my resumé and sent it to microsoft.

<assman2> i hate getting cum on my hand
<assman2> its fucking annoying
<assman2> have to find something to wipe if off on
<mabbz> assman shoots it all over his chest and belly and then smears it around so he can pretend he's a glazed donut

<bigPIMP> are you a virgin?
<kink> yes
<kink> giving it up to a non-linux using chick is like giving it up to a man, just wrong

::: .signoff@2.59p> Townshend (wang@cb31185-c.rmdws1.il.home.com); Geek used to be a 4-letter word; now it's a 6-figure one.

<gaspump> It takes more than tits to impress me.
<gaspump> Lord knows everyone in here should already know that.
<Richard_D_James> It's hard to masturbate to intelligence, though.

<Digested> hi krayons
<krayons> bleh
<al-x> heh
<al-x> spot the kid that has no seratonin left

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